onefitmodel:
realising that we’re almost halfway through the year 2013 and i have literally achieved nothing
whiskey-memories:
bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
obsessive-maxi:
cachinnatingcookie:
pearls:
pearls:
i touched a dick once and it was the scariest thing in my life because it had a really cold head and i don’t know it wasn’t fun
sometimes the ‘i’ and ‘u’ shouldn’t be so close on the keyboard
it took me 5 minutes to figure out what was wrong with this sentence
OH MY GOD I AM LAUGHING UNCONTROLLABLY
urinatings:
urinatings:
why do i own so many bananas
bikinimybottom:
if jay z ever freaks out and murders his entire family all i know is that the headlines better read ‘jay z goes cray z’
totallytransparent:
Transparent Chicken Nuggets
Made by Totally Transparent
circumcisions:
well it doesn’t say it’s a multiple pepperonis pizza
thatfunnyblog:
Funny Stuff you like?
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*Pollen accidentally enters body*
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Immune system:
What the hell is that?
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Pollen:
Oh hey. Sorry. We got a bit lost. The wind kinda bl-
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Immune system:
OH GOD WE'RE UNDER ATTACK
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Pollen:
What?!? No! We just got lo-
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Immune system:
OPEN THE FLOODGATES
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Pollen:
The what?
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Mucus membranes:
Sir. All the floodgates?
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Immune system:
ALL OF THEM.
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Pollen:
Wait. Wait. You don't... Oh shi-
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[Dramatic music]
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Me:
*Sneezes*
